Thursday, July 10, 2014


Hitting the road tomorrow.  
Playing these shows and recording, mixing, and mastering our first full-length album "Winners."








Thursday, June 19, 2014

C O A S T LI N E C R A Z E
Next month we will be heading down the coast to record with none other than Jack Shirley (Atomic Garden) down in Redwood City. Our bags will be packed with new shirt designs, "A Glut of Plastic," "Anxiety Medication/Reducer Flexi," and a fresh re-release of "Counterproductive" Thanks to Birdsy of  Trench Art Records. 
See you soon California.


Heartland RIP Fest.

Played some awesome shows in BC and the PNW with "TYRANTS" from PDX over the past week.
Thanks to everyone at the Red Gate for making an awesome Vancouver show happen, and to "THE COLTRANES" for raging through Kamloops BC.





Friday, April 4, 2014

"A Glut of Plastic Review" in Razorcake Magazine.

HEALTH PROBLEMS: A Glut of Plastic: Cassette 
It took two of four songs for me to realize that there is no guitar on this album. I didn’t miss it. As a guitar player, I didn’t even take it personally. We’ve had our share of spotlight. Besides, the superior musicianship, riffage, and controlled chaos created by David Dempsey on drums and Dan Shaw on bass is enough to please the ears and keep the brain alert. Vocalist Ian Kurtis Crist does a mix of hardcore vocals and spoken word with thoughtful lyrics. He’s got a real presence that is working overtime to keep up with the band, but succeeding nonetheless. –John Mule (Self-released)


http://www.razorcake.org/announcements/records-reviews-from-razorcake-78-3-of-5

Monday, February 24, 2014

This Saturday at Black Lodge.


Flexi's have been shipped.
Release show in April (stay tuned).

Here are some captured moments from our show last thursday with Aa and MTNS:



Thursday, January 23, 2014


Very cool review and film footage of the Cairo Expo '91 we played earlier this month.


http://www.ssgmusic.com/last-night-expo-91-saturday/

Sunday, August 4, 2013

NEW RELEASE
August Twenty Third
Two Thousand Thirteen
Seven Songs
Twenty Five Minutes
One Hundred Copies

"COUNTERPRODUCTIVE"
To be released on Hanged Man Records

Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Upcoming Health Problems shows:
July 18, Seattle WA at Black Lodge, with Illustrations, Elch, blowupnihilist
July 19, Olympia WA @ HOT TUB HOUSE w/ Clayface, Skull & The Dullards
August 8, Seattle, WA @ Heartland w/ Exquisites & Wild Moth
August 10, Seattle WA 2nd Annual Summit Block Party at Summit Ave between Howell and E Olive

Monday, July 15, 2013

Live during the Fremont Solstice parade in June 2013 outside of Seattle BMX.

HEALTH PROBLEMS Fremont Solstice Parade from Health Problems on Vimeo.

NEW RELEASE SEPT. 2013

Transparent Flexi
Two New Songs
Anxiety Medication // Reducer
September Two Thousand Thirteen
Courtesy of YouthCamp Records
Limited Two Hundred Fifty Copies


"A GLUT OF PLASTIC"

TOUR (((Summer 2013)))


AUG 23 Friday;           SEATTLE @ NUTHOLE w/ WARCRY, COP ROT, GAG
AUG 24 Saturday;       PORTLAND @ Dekum Manor w/ Smoke Rings & Polst
AUG 25 Sunday;         REDDING
AUG 26 Monday;        SAN FRANCISCO @ Casa Sanchez w/ WILD MOTH, SYNTHETIC ID & SEX SNOBS
AUG 27 Tuesday;       DAVIS
AUG 28 Wednesday;   RENO @ The Holland Project w/ Hang the old year
AUG 29 Thursday;      SAN PEDRO @ Harolds w/ Wreck of the Zephyr, She Wolf
AUG 30 Friday;          LA @ Towne w/ Is/is, Pipe & Another
AUG 31 Saturday;      OAKLAND
SEPT 1 Sunday;        EUREKA @ The Ink Annex w/ TABOR MOUNTAIN & GOUT
SEPT 2 Monday;        PORTLAND @ World Famous Kenton Club w/ Valkrie Rodeo, Tyrants

Sunday, March 24, 2013

Upcoming shows and an EP

Upcoming shows:
March 29: @ the Josephine, 608 Nw 65th St. Seattle WA w/ WaMu, Caligula Cartel.
April 6: Olympia WA w/ Hysterics.
April 11: @ Pike St and 10th Ave, Seattle WA, underneath Bimbo's, w/ Hysterics, Gag, Nudes.
April 19: @ Ground Zero, 15228 Lake Hills Blvd, Bellevue WA w/Clayface, Kathy, Inthepouch

Upcoming release:
"A Glut of Plastic" 4 song self-released E.P., details soon.......

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Vermillion

"Mr. Man" at the Silence of Chaos event at Vermillion Art Gallery in Seattle Sept. 22nd 2012
http://vimeo.com/51878259#at=0

Black Lodge

"Androgyny," "Gullible," & "Mundane" at the Black Lodge in Seattle Nov. 2012


 
filmed by Garret Kelly

Chop Suey

"Boy Problems"(second half), "Homophobic Father" at Chop Suey, Seattle, 12/5/2012